Season
Episode
- Episode 1: Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
- Episode 2: Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
- Episode 3: Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
- Episode 4: You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
- Episode 5: Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
- Episode 6: Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
- Episode 7: On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
- Episode 8: Man Turns Home into Home Depot
- Episode 9: "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
- Episode 10: Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
- Episode 11: Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
- Episode 12: Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
- Episode 13: We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
- Episode 14: One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
- Episode 15: True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
- Episode 16: Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
- Episode 17: Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
- Episode 18: Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
- Episode 19: Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
- Episode 20: Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
- Episode 21: Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
- Episode 22: Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
- Episode 23: Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom Season 2 Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
